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“A gossip betrays a confidence but a trustworthy man keeps a secret.” Proverbs 11:13

I’m going to jump right into it.  Oh but first I hope that you all had a very wonderful Thanksgiving.  I hope that you ate well.  I know I did.  Since my family lives three thousand miles away and I have no known relatives here in Southern Cali, I invited all of the other “no relative having folks” over to my house for Thanksgiving.  A good time was had by all.

Didn’t I say I was going to jump right into it?  That’s the problem with folks who are long winded.  We write like we talk.  Okay folks…here goes.  Tiger Woods!  What the flu flam happened?  I click on my television to ESPN (yes I’m a sports fanatic) and I’ll be doggone!  At first I was really worried that Tiger Woods had been in an accident with another vehicle and that he was seriously injured.

But for me everything changed when the report on SportsCenter said that his wife, Elin heard the crash and came out of the house…er…mansion with a golf club and smashed out the windows.  CHILE PLEASE!  Who comes running out of a mansion wheeling a golf club unless you were already in hot pursuit of someone?

Before I go any further, I just want to say that I am a Tiger Woods fan.  I root for him every chance I get.  And yes I got into watching golf because of Tiger Woods.  I’m not even ashamed to admit that.  I remained a fan even when I realized I had no shot of marrying him and that Elin would. (lol)  With all of that said, Elin I believe got in touch with some of Tiger’s ur…relatives on his daddy’s side.  You know his aunties who schooled her and said Elin girl, don’t take no mess from him just because he’s rich and famous.

So here’s a theory of what happened that night.  Tiger Woods walked into their master bedroom to find his wife, Elin going through his cell phone, reading text messages.  Tiger asks her what is she doing.  Elin asks him what has he been up to.  Elin is already holding the golf club and is piping mad.  And you know it’s a golf club custom made out of some titanium or something.  When Tiger realizes the jig is up and he’s busted, he runs out of the house barefoot with Elin in hot pursuit.

Tiger is trying to escape to his Caddy when he catches a side swipe from that titanium golf club Elin is wielding (thus causing him to be woozy).  Tiger stumbles but manages to stay on his feet.  He gets into his Caddy when the back window suddenly smashes.  Tiger hits the fire hydrant and jerks the car into drive but he sees Elin coming for his driver side window when he crashes into the tree.

Sounds like a hot scoop huh?  Not so much!  Chile Please.  Here’s the bottom line.  Tiger Woods had a minor car accident on his own property.  That’s the end of the story.  I’ve had bigger accidents just trying to get dressed in the morning.  People please stop it already!  Here’s the bigger question:  Why do we need/want to know so badly his personal business?  Will it feed you this week?  Will it get your kid an A on their Algebra test?  I think not!  Besides, Al Greens wife throwing a pot of hot grits on him a million years ago was of more interest because after that Al Green was back in gospel!   Chile Please!

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